then read an alternative world where men are the ones who answer the questions "dumb" Cosmopolitan, the fashion magazine. Very good and accurate (in the comic, really, everything else is pure fiction) sent to my email by a follower of psicoegresados2007.
What would happen if men drafted Cosmopolitan?
Answer: Your husband is clearly in love with you. Feels there is not enough so you will at best that follows: your sister. Far from being angry about this, join the family situation.
Why not also join your premiums? If you're still angry, let it go it alone with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, cook a meal and do not scold for this behavior. Question: My husband spends his nights with his buddies.
Answer: This behavior is perfectly natural and should be respected. The man is a born hunter, and needs to prove his strength and agility with other men. Aside from being pleasurable, a night out with friends is stressful, then return to you is a relief for your partner.
remember how emotional and happy is your man when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do is buy a nice expensive present, cook a meal and do not scold him for this behavior. 
Question: My husband is not interested in foreplay. Answer: The foreplay is painful for the man. This means you do not love your man as much as you should, because it put too much effort for''mood.'' Abandon all wishes in this area, and contentalo by buying a nice expensive present and cook a meal. Question: My husband has never caused me an orgasm. Answer: The female orgasm is a myth. It is created by militant feminists odiahombres, resentful and dangerous for the family unit. Not to mention it again and show him your love by buying a nice, very expensive gift and cook a delicious meal. Question: As if I'm ready for sex? A. Ask your boyfriend. He will know when the time is right. When referring to "that" men are much more responsible, since they are not confused emotionally as women. This is a fact ..
Question: I have sex on the first date? Answer: YES!. If you can sooner the better.
Question: What should I do exactly when you have sex?
Answer: Again, Leave it to your boyfriend. The important thing here is to remember that you do what you ask without asking a single question. Sometimes it may seem strange and perverse as that is asking you to do. Do it anyway!
Question: What is the average time for a relationship?
Answer: There is no average time, but more than two minutes and is good. Less than that, possibly due to these pressing your man. When finished, he will have a natural desire to leave suddenly, and go play football with his friends.
Or maybe some other activity, like going with friends to a bar for the purpose of consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol and sharing personal thoughts with his buddies. Do not feel that makes you a hand, better get to wash and iron your clothes, clean the mess you leave, or maybe the best thing is you go out to buy a very expensive gift. The return when ready.
Question: What does a After''?''
Answer: After the man has finished making love, the need to recharge batteries. ''After''is simply an important list of things you should do after making love. This includes lighting a cigarette, making a sandwich or spaghetti, bring a few beers, or leaving sleep while you go out to buy a cute and very expensive gift.
Posted by Cleopatra. Thank you very much!
FORWARD!
0 comments:
Post a Comment